I am a 28 year old , soon to be married bad ass. I live in HoCo, MD and I have 2 cats. One is retarded with little legs. I am scared of Midgets, drink too much wine, and often talk louder than I need to. Life is fucking grand. word.
These are the people I worked with. some are gone and some are still here. I am waaay prettier in the picture than actual life. please also take notice of the midget with the tiny penis. He is real. I SHIT. YOU. NOT.
He was being bad. So I started torturing him. He liiiiiiiiiiiiiiked it.
My Destination wedding will be way more kick ass then this shit. It will involve, more skin, too much booze, tanned skin, the beach, naked people ( I didn't say me), and little Mexican midgets...ahem, "little people".
I kid, I kid. You all know I am fucking terrified of midgets.
