I just came across this picture saved in my emails. This is me and my mom on her wedding day. I was about 4 years old and yes, I was fucking adorable. Not only did  I wear that dress for 4 straight days in a row to my Pre-K school but I managed to keep it clean and look super fly on my special day. I mean my MOMS special day. This is one of my favorite pictures because it really shows how much love there is between us.

side note- I cried for 2 straight hours before this picture was taken. that bitch with the curling iron (aka my grandma) was trying to kill me with all of the curls in my head. luckily, we remained friends and are on great terms. she is a kick ass woman. dont ever tell her i called her a bitch.

146 days

Bizarre, I’ve had a nightmare where I’m on one of these toilets.

Emily aka Dubb, and I like to catch up with each others lives by listing the top 10 things going on. here is how todays conversation went. I will pretend like that ho didn't compare me to Stephanie Meyers. this is my top ten with her response in red and then my response to hers in purple.

1.        Just cut my hair up to my collarbone and died it a little darker

- Picture please.  Thanks in advance for sending this via photo message through text immediately upon reading this dialog.

You read my mind. Sent them via email ho bag

2.       Ordered wedding flowers and invitations

I really want to be at your wedding.  Like big time.  The good news is that my credit card will finally be at a zero balance in a few weeks.  Yay.

Charge that card up!

3.       Bork is working for us again but only part time.

Random, but so is Bork.  Love him.

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4.      I am broke as a joke lol. all my money goes to wedding crap.

I bet!  I feel guilty when I have to buy food.  BUT I have been throwing all my money to my credit card.  It was almost at 6K and now it's under 1K.  AMAZEBALLS.

You should feel guilty when you buy food. It is WRONG!! You should be buying condoms and beer! WHO ARE YOU!??!

Btw- that is  a lot to pay down. You go girl!

5.       We are going to see U2 on Wednesday which is cool even though I don’t really listen to them lol

Jealous. That will be a good show.

Word. It’s with my parents. They are actually picking us up and dropping us off. So rad. I love parents!

6.       I started a blog but I haven’t posted on it lately.

I probably wont read it even if you do.  Your name isnt Stephanie Meyer.

http://loveequalslove.blogspot.com/ you know you are going to click the link. This shiz is legit. Ps-  I wish I was Stephanie meyer but without being mormon. Cause if I were her id be making my lovers dress up like sparkly vamps before consummating.

Also – I will be blogging this whole conversation. No turning back now.

7.       Tim and I have been playing tennis every Saturday for the past month. I am horrific. Its so embarrassing I should have a face mask on so no one knows its me.

I played tennis in college.  Tennis is fun.  You will get better. :)

Thanks for lying to me. I suck now and I will suck every week after.

8.       I went to the katy perry concert with sheri last Wednesday. It was her bday present. I was amazed at the 13 year girls outfits and also appalled that I was ever a teenage girl. They are super annoying.

I am sure we were just as annoying as those girls were.  I am annoying now...what am I talking about?

Stop being  annoying. Be quiet

9.       I haven’t even been to the pool yet this year  because all we do is run around the state of MD to see family. I am SO over it. they can come see me from now on.

If I went to the pool everyday as my job...I would still look like I was allergic to the sun and have to stay inside.

Hahahah, they may 65+ lotion. We could rub it all over you and conduct a science experiment. Chances are you will burn and hate me.

10.    I just farted

Dirty.

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